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A man was in his front yard, moving his lawnmower when his atractive blonde neighbour came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little while later, she came out and again she checked her mailbox and angrily stormed back into his house.
As the man was getting ready to mow the lawn...she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it closed.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her “Is something wrong?”.
To which she replied, “There certainly is!.......My stupid computer keeps saying 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'”
Это, я тут подумал, ув модераторы, может это все-таки в анекдоты нужно...?
И еще, звиняйте что на английском, но иначе никак.
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(\__/) Это Банни.
(='.'=) Скопируй Банни себе в подпись
(")_(") Помоги ему на пути к мировому господству |
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s0x1c
На форуме: 20 л 240 д(с 30/03/2004)
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One day a brunnete was driving home from work, as she got out of the car she heard her blonde neighbor crying. “Oh my god, what's wrong?” the brunnete asked. “My mother just died!” said the blonde crying out. The brunnete feeling sorry for the blonde comforted her for the whole day. The next day the brunnete saw the blonde crying outside. “Now what the hell is wrong?!” said the brunnete. “Ohh, it's terrible” the blonde moaned, “my sister called, and her mom died too!”
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(\__/) Это Банни.
(='.'=) Скопируй Банни себе в подпись
(")_(") Помоги ему на пути к мировому господству |
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s0x1c
На форуме: 20 л 240 д(с 30/03/2004)
Тем: 679
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Гео: Златоглавая
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A blonde is driving through Texas when her car breaks down. Luckily, an indian riding a horse passes her, so she stops him and asks him if he could give her a ride to the nearest town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in a town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, “Yahoo!” and rode off.
“What'd ya do to get that Indian so excited?” asked the service station attendant.
“Nothing,” shrugged the woman, “I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.”
“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians ride bareback...”
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(\__/) Это Банни.
(='.'=) Скопируй Банни себе в подпись
(")_(") Помоги ему на пути к мировому господству |
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nasreddin
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Мабуть, некоторые свою ученость на американьский сайт двинуть?! 
"Some shit is not самшит"(с)  
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